Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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