It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Katy Perry

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42

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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