why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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the love boat

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Yes. Just Yes.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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