Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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minorities

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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