You will not press the like button.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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time to spruce up!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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