- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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