a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Obama

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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