Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Poop

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

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