A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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