Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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