A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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