WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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The person below me is weird.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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