there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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