What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Get in the car.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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I love you

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Anti Joke

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