a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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david poredos

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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knock knock get lost!

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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