Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Anti Joke

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