Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what has genitial warts? me

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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