What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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