Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hi poop!

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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minorities.....

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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