A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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