KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Deadly cancer.

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Anti Joke

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