Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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haha

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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