Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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