what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Your big dick.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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lipstick pig

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Cheese stick

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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