- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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