Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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