- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Women's rights

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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