Knock knock whos there punctuation

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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