Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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