An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Miscarriages.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Error 37.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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