Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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