Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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women

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Don't think of granny porn

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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