Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock Know! Come in!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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