What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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No.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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