What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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