- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

justin littleton being sucessful

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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