- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

"Hello." "Hi."

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

John lazzaro likes dick

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mitt Romney for president.

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