What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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