Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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