Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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women's rights.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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