Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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