Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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