What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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