What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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baby loves lalma

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Robin, get in the car!

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