Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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