Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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