What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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