Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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96

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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8=D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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