The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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