What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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tim has no humor

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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