Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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