Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A whale's vagina

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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