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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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lipstick pig

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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