Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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