- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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