Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Poop...

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Canadians

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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