Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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my mind's eye?

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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