all the kids had fun

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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PENIS

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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