What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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