A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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