It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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