What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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4-4-2

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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nice shorts.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Anti Joke

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