A storm be brewin!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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