whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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