- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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