A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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