Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Invisible Children Foundation.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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