A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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