- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken crossed the road.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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