Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Anti Joke

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