Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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