What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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The cow went moo

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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