How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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black people

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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The Oakland Raiders

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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