- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That's Racist

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

I can't see my forehead

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

A storm be brewin!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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