Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Penis

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

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