How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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