a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What is Jason? Black.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Where's my tractor?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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read this sentence again.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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