Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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An atheist walks into a church

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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