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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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hi mom

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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MAKE

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Anti Joke

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