What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Boner

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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