Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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im black

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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