Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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i have 2 penises

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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