There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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