Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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the WNBA

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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