what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Pain Olympics.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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