Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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