A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Libraries.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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