how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Anti Joke

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