Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A man did not like this site

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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