What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A russian gives away vodka.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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