What looks like a dick? A penis

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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