Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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