Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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PENIS

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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