- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

apple pie.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

penis?

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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