Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

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