What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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knock knock Come in!!!

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Snarf Nuggets

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