Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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