You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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WNBA

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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