What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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How are you? Yes

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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