Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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I like hats XD!

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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