How you know when dislextic

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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