What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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