Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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