What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Are you Drew?

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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The Game

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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