roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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