roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

My spelling is horrible

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats long and stretchy? elastic

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

I have aids

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

women's rights

hi

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

How you know when dislextic

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