What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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NEVER

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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