What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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