The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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cancer

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Justin Bieber.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Anti Joke

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