- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is green and slow Grass.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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