a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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