Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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