Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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