A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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