How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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cory is gay

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Who has downs this joke

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

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