Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Anti Joke

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