Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Drunk irish man

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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