Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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