What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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