Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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