Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Good boy

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Penis

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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