Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Hearpin my durp

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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