Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

what smells like tuna? my underwear

giddy goat

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Face...tastes like chicken!

i had sex.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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