- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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