Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Manchester City

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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