What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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The horse said "nay."

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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asian drivers.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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what happens every day? People die

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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