I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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apple pie.

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Blacks

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So does Blake

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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