Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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