How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Carlton

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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