What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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He walked in a bar

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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baloney sandwich

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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