How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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