What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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(insert antijoke here

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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