What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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