Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Kate

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

thumb_up thumb_down -10

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A baby seal walks in to a club

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops