Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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9/11

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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