How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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