Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Zach Barlow

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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