What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Hi

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the WNBA

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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no u

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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lewis bedford

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Cancer

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your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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