A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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obama

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

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