Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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