What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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