Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Knock knock What

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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