Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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alex is cool

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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