I'm hungry.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Ben Affleck

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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