Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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