- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Women's rights

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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