What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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