How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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4 1/2

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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