Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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your so fat. your fat!

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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