Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Covietz has a large penis

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Women's Professional _________

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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