POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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knock knock who's there police

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hellen Keller

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Anti Joke

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