Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Boom.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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