Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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apple pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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