A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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