Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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