Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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penisvaginaorgasm

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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