How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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test

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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