why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Burp

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LIKE THIS!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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