- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Yo momma so fat you have aids

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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