- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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