What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Joe Biden

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Anti Joke

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