Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Anti Joke

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