What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why? Why Not?

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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so the weather's nice...

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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