what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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i like pie

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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