Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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minorities.....

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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