- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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