If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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