Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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guess what?

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Thumbs this up

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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My spelling is horrible

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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