How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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