cliché rebecca black joke.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Not a joke.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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whats green and lives in the water

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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