- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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