Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Women

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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the love boat

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Justin Beiber

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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