Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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