A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Reading books

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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