Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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potatoes

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Susie has Autism

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don't just stand there

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God. God.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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