Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A guy is playing cod

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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