If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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my bubbles!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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