Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Anti Joke

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