What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What? Huh?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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